nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

tagged as: # me# text

mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

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grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

tagged as: # lois# text

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am
tagged as: # text# me# q

averagefairy:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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tagged as: # word# text

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

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ellentighs:

thegrandhighbitch:

when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back

tagged as: # hannibal# text

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

fleshprince:

shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing

tagged as: # lois# q# text

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

mikkelsenning:

myhiddlesobsession:

detectivelestrades:

Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!

Jack Crawford, later, back in his office: Will probably eats people. 

Bitch you gon call me ugly when you're fuckin BLACK? Lmaoooooo shit son you ugly by default the baby Jesus gave you some bad cards in your hand in the game of life like shit I can be pretty if I don't make faces but you'll always be a dirty jiggaboo. Go find some bleach and lemme know when you fix that nasty complexion of yours. Y'all look like a pile of dog shit.

battleroyale2wasashitmovie:

me:

you:

lets not play this “game of life”.

I win you lose

tagged as: # text# flawless

meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

tagged as: # text

accioslothsplease:

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Travolta scoping out his next victim Becfjeslihct Cubiwoisdfch

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