Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
if i feel betrayed even once i will hold a grudge against you for the rest of your life
you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
it’s so unsettling to be reminded as an adult that the people and things you loved as a child are not immortal like you once thought they were
imagine the avengers playing hide and seek and bucky is always a master at hiding so steve uses a metal detector to find him
"Bucky you’re in the couch."