theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

tagged as: # me# q# text

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

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tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok

“Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.”

the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

twloserblog:

you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

tagged as: # me# q# text

candlewinds:

it’s so unsettling to be reminded as an adult that the people and things you loved as a child are not immortal like you once thought they were

northernlotus:

buckybatch:

imagine the avengers playing hide and seek and bucky is always a master at hiding so steve uses a metal detector to find him

"Bucky you’re in the couch."

Muffled swearing

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

sr