the 40’s and 50’s had a really cute aesthetic however the dark underside of over patriotism, greed, racism and sexism make me content to simply steal the dress patterns and be glad I’m not living during the time period.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did someone say harry potter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i’ve tried reverse anal or what others call pooping
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna? reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.
Real talk ilysm tbh”
My future wedding vows
(seductively lays on a table) hey bab—
I’m sO SORRY
they ask me to step through the metal detector but I cant bc i have abs of steel
why is everyone screaming about doctors? theres so many doctors in the world. theres a hospital full of doctors just down the street just pick one of those
You don’t understand you uncultured little shit
i think i know what a doctor is you bourgeois rimming, capitalist teat-sucking slug
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
DREAM DATE: take me to barnes and noble, give me $500, leave.
DREAM DATE: Take me to LUSH, give me $500, leave.
DREAM DATE: Give me $500 dollars. Leave.
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death