putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call
a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society
i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”
if you think i seem thirsty for attention
- i am
do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
Lesbians ruined flannels for me.
Homophobes ruined society for me.
don’t let tumblr make you believe that
- krusty krab is unfair
- mr krabs is in there
- standing at the concession
- plotting his oppression
when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
Jack Crawford, later, back in his office: Will probably eats people.
lets not play this “game of life”.
I win you lose
forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher