wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

okuulele:

sharing nsfw stuff with your friends

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tagged as: # lois# text

neopats:

[white mom voice] targé

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

tagged as: # me# text

mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

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grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

tagged as: # lois# text

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am
tagged as: # text# me# q

averagefairy:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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tagged as: # word# text

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

tagged as: # text

ellentighs:

thegrandhighbitch:

when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back

tagged as: # hannibal# text

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

fleshprince:

shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing

tagged as: # lois# q# text

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

mikkelsenning:

myhiddlesobsession:

detectivelestrades:

Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!

Jack Crawford, later, back in his office: Will probably eats people. 

sr