Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
Jack Crawford, later, back in his office: Will probably eats people.
lets not play this “game of life”.
I win you lose
forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher
Travolta scoping out his next victim Becfjeslihct Cubiwoisdfch
i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
when i was born i was given the choice between a big dick or a great memory
which did you choose
i don’t remember
The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
raphael: *looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office*
Charles doesn’t trust Erik with his favourite books because he always breaks the spine
something u ordered online finally arriving
fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer
Ah yes a degree in lawyer.