hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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forrome:

"how’s school?"

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  • Me: ur on tumblr?
  • Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
  • Me: 
  • Me: 
  • Me: 
  • Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.
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bunrobot:

marshmallowknight:

"weaponized femininity" more like "how to cater to the male gaze and Western beauty ideals while acting like it’s Totally Subversive"

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Anonymous said:
Can you please stop tagging things 'transparent'? It has trans in it and it's really offensive.
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  • someone: what are your plans for the weekend
  • me: who knows
  • me: (i know)
  • me: (i'm not leaving the house)
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harvspectr:

harvspectr:

Okay so in a world where blond(e) haired people tasted of vanilla, and brown haired people tasted of milk chocolate, and black haired people tasted of dark chocolate, and red haired people tasted of cherries, and ginger haired people tasted of ginger, what would bald people taste like

I’m gonna go with water because what does water even taste like? Nothing. Like no hair. Water is its own thing

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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downstairs5:

Step away from your $40 American apparel crop top..walk into a goodwill..boys’ toddlers section..find the smallest shirt there..a new tiny crop top for you..$1…

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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deutsche-bishoujo:

"you don’t need medicine it’s all poison"

"nature is better than therapy just look at a waterfall"

"real medicine is fruits and vegetables"

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stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and kiss your … (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

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  • iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
  • me: chill
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taylor-sea:

*leans against wall*

*sips a capri sun*

hey

sr